Sexual Frustrations

ageofrogues:

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

Huh? I thought everyone did that?

I love doing this. Especially older books.

(Source: i-will-bear-your-cumberbabies, via fractured-atlas)

axto:

aleetlepinch:

I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.

(Source: doglets, via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

nexxious7:

bloodyoathmate:

Plot Twist: Tumblr buys Yahoo and deletes it

(via timeladyinatrenchcoat)

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

(Source: teambeentohell, via thedoctorsforgottencompanion)

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

(via timeladyinatrenchcoat)

thefrankiieffect:

why-thats-absurd:

bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool:

imjohnlocked:

doctorspockspaceman:

tardisbluebird:

I don’t even want to imagine the night before Series 3 airs.

lock your doors

did you just put bilbo baggins’s face on bilbo baggins’s face

The night before sherlock is the doctor who 50th anniversary

HIDE YO KIDS AND HIDE YO TUMBLR
CAUSE SHERLOCK IS COMING BACK
AND DOCTOR WHO TURNS 50
AND IT’S ALL HAPPENING IN 24 HOURS OF EACH OTHER

(via fractured-atlas)

goldenfreezeover:

somethingambiguous:

tltty:

when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’

We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”

(Source: hungarian, via fractured-atlas)